Aaron Grrr, Sir

-93 million years ago

-Pangea

Pardon me, are you Aaron Grrr, sir?

That depends, who’s asking?

Oh sure, sir.

I’m Alexander Iguanodon, I’m at your service, sir.

I have been looking for you.

I’m getting nervous.

Sir…

I heard your name at the watering hole,

I was simply trying to get a drink of water,

When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.

I may have scratched him, it’s a blur, sir.

He’s the tallest dino I’ve ever seen.

You scratched a brachiosaurus.

Yes!

I wanted to do what you did, graduate and join a big ol’ herd.

He looked at me like I’m a nerd, I’m not a nerd.

So how’d you do it, how’d you join a herd so fast?

It was my parent’s dying wish before they passed.

You’re an ornithopod!

Of course! I’m an ornithopod.

God I wish there was war,

So we could prove we’re so much more than these damn carnivores.

Can I buy you some leaves?

That would be nice.

While we’re eating let me offer you some free advice.

Growl less...

Eat more...

Grow up to be a big fat dinosaur.

You can’t be serious.

You wanna get ahead?

Yes.

Small little dinos wind up dead.

Yo yo yo yo yo what period is it?

Cretaceous!

Like I said...

Cretaceous, cretaceous, yo!

I’m John Lambeosaurus in the place to be.

Two big juicy ferns, but I’m working on three.

These carnivores don’t want it with me,

Cause I’ll will ram chick-a ram

sharp tooths till I’m free.

Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lapparent.

The biggest dino in the revolutionary set.

I came from afar just to say, "Rawr rawr."

Tell the King, suck an egg, who’s the best? C’est moi.

Brrah, brrah, I am Hercules Massospondylus.

Up in it, lovin’ it but your mother won’t respond to us.

Lock up your daughters and flowers.

But it’s hard to relax and eat flowers when carnivores are in power.

No more blooms, tear me another leaf, son.

Let’s raise our leafy greens to the revolution!

Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Pangea college.

Aaron Grrr, give us a verse, drop some knowledge.

Good luck with that you’re taking a stand.

You punch, I’ll munch, we’ll see where we land.

The revolutions imminent, what do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing Grrr, what will you fall for?

Oooh, who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this dino? What’s he gonna do?

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